We are currently reviewing an app that you submitted for inclusion on the App Store, and want to let you know that the review process will require additional time.
More like “We’re putting it on the back burner for an indefinite amount of time” and
We apologize for the delay and will provide you with an update on the status of your app as soon as possible.
“Good luck getting past our unresponsive support, developer”
Now I’m not saying that I don’t like Apple at all. It’s just that some parts of the Apple are rotten, iTunes Connect support, for one. They haven’t returned any of my requests for technical support!
*I still have one Technical Support Incident available on my account, not that it should matter. The problem is on ITC’s end. *